The Jack & Ash Show
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The Jack & Ash Show

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57 episodes

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Mi Lords, mi ladies… grab your old maiden shoes and settle in for episodes every Friday, filled with curated chaos, dalliances of debauchery, and bestie advice peppered with tomfoolery. Chat shows just don’t hit like they used to so Jack and Ash are here to fix that, helping you start your weekend right. Expect to feel like you went out for just the one drink and actually ended up on a three night bender in Skegness. Bring your mates, your nan and a spare wig - everyone’s invited. Tea x GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE? 📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com (mailto:hello@thejackandashshow.com) 📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy (https://acast.com/privacy) for more information.

What this show covers

comedy chatpop culturehost banterrunning jokesschool memoriesdark humorpet peevestravel chaosjack and ashfood opinionsWorld Cupcomedy podcastabsurd humourmolasseswedding gift lists

What listeners will find here

Baths of peas, school chaos, and the mystery of raisin time
Jack dreams of taking a bath full of peas, and that oddball energy carries through stories about school-day rebellion, Ash’s treasured raisin time, and a reply from Nosheen, the curry egg sandwich queen. It sounds like a loose, playful episode built on bizarre images and personal anecdotes.
Molasses, sticky school memories, and one very chunky neck
Jack and Ash turn a shared obsession with shouting “MOLASSES!!!” into a loose, sticky comedy chat about terrible wedding gift lists, Jack’s chunky neck, and Ash being mysteriously sticky at school. It sounds like a playful, chaotic episode built on odd questions and running bits.
Ghastly Mel thoughts, airline misery, and the risk of waking Jack
Mel in the morgue takes over this episode with a ghoulish thread that apparently has the whole country thinking dark thoughts. It also folds in more terrible airline behavior and a warning-story built around one very bad idea: waking Jack Remmington.
Heartache, animated grumbling, and the mystery of barbecue peas
This episode follows a bumpy week for Jack and Ash, from Jack’s JAY-Z-related heartache to Ash getting annoyed about being made to watch a whimsical animated moment. It also veers into unexpected territory with Allen keys and the baffling case for peas at a barbecue.
Ibiza 2026 gets the full debrief, with chaos, bookings, and a paella bombshell
Ibiza 2026 is the focus here, as Jack and Ash unpack the trip’s biggest moments and the toll it may have taken on everyone involved. Expect running jokes about Jack’s "vibranium body," Ash going grey, concierge-level booking drama, and a paella revelation with podcast-shaking potential.

Episodes

BATH TIME, RAISIN TIME AND WOBBLY JELLY
BATH TIME, RAISIN TIME AND WOBBLY JELLY
9 Oct 2026 · 1h 6m
TREACLE AT SCHOOL, MOLASSES AND JACK'S CHUNKY NECK
TREACLE AT SCHOOL, MOLASSES AND JACK'S CHUNKY NECK
2 Oct 2026 · 1h 20m
DREAMING OF MEL, FLYING WOES AND DON'T WAKE JACK
DREAMING OF MEL, FLYING WOES AND DON'T WAKE JACK
25 Sept 2026 · 1h 8m
BARBECUED PEAS, JAY-Z HEARTACHE AND ASH CAUSES A SCENE
BARBECUED PEAS, JAY-Z HEARTACHE AND ASH CAUSES A SCENE
18 Sept 2026 · 1h 15m
IBIZA 2026, NAKED PAELLA AND ASH GOES WILD
IBIZA 2026, NAKED PAELLA AND ASH GOES WILD
11 Sept 2026 · 1h 4m
LEMME FOOK, INFINITE PARMESAN AND DEATH TO MINTED PEAS
LEMME FOOK, INFINITE PARMESAN AND DEATH TO MINTED PEAS
4 Sept 2026 · 1h 13m
SANDWICH AUDITIONS, CHARTREUSE AND GAY GUY MUSIC VIDEO NIGHT | The Jack & Ash Show
SANDWICH AUDITIONS, CHARTREUSE AND GAY GUY MUSIC VIDEO NIGHT | The Jack & Ash Show
28 Aug 2026 · 1h 17m
ASH LOVES SCHADENFREUDE, HEATED PIE-VALRY AND NOLAN HATES FILM
ASH LOVES SCHADENFREUDE, HEATED PIE-VALRY AND NOLAN HATES FILM
21 Aug 2026 · 1h 6m
VAGABOND SHOES, LOLLAPALOOZA AND MOZZARELLA DIPPERS
VAGABOND SHOES, LOLLAPALOOZA AND MOZZARELLA DIPPERS
14 Aug 2026 · 1h 7m
MISSING TOYS, DEATH BED SECRETS AND OBSOLETE PIGEONS
MISSING TOYS, DEATH BED SECRETS AND OBSOLETE PIGEONS
7 Aug 2026 · 1h 9m
MISS PIGGY IS A GAY ICON, ROLE SWAPPING AND SH*T ON ASH DAY
MISS PIGGY IS A GAY ICON, ROLE SWAPPING AND SH*T ON ASH DAY
31 Jul 2026 · 1h 3m
FITNESS REGRET, PITBULL DEBRIEF AND DARWINISM TEAS
FITNESS REGRET, PITBULL DEBRIEF AND DARWINISM TEAS
24 Jul 2026 · 1h 5m
BANANA APOCALYPSE, TECHNICOLOUR DREAMS AND JACK'S SECRET PODCAST
BANANA APOCALYPSE, TECHNICOLOUR DREAMS AND JACK'S SECRET PODCAST
17 Jul 2026 · 59 min
SWEET TREATS, BUGBEARS, AND CHALAMET SEX DREAMS
SWEET TREATS, BUGBEARS, AND CHALAMET SEX DREAMS
10 Jul 2026 · 1h 0m
WORLD CUP DRESS CODE, TINY SHORTS AND STRAIGHT STRIP CLUB WOES
WORLD CUP DRESS CODE, TINY SHORTS AND STRAIGHT STRIP CLUB WOES
3 Jul 2026 · 1h 5m
SPELLING ICKS, AÇAí BERRY TEAS AND A LIVE SHOW ANNOUNCEMENT!
SPELLING ICKS, AÇAí BERRY TEAS AND A LIVE SHOW ANNOUNCEMENT!
26 Jun 2026 · 59 min
PRIMAVERA DEBRIEF, NIGHTMARE FLIGHTS AND PEGGY GOU RAMEKIN
PRIMAVERA DEBRIEF, NIGHTMARE FLIGHTS AND PEGGY GOU RAMEKIN
19 Jun 2026 · 58 min
HORROR ON SCREEN, AMSTERDAM REVIEW AND DOMINATRIX TEAS
HORROR ON SCREEN, AMSTERDAM REVIEW AND DOMINATRIX TEAS
12 Jun 2026 · 1h 2m
PETRI DISH BABY, X FACTOR PART 2 AND DIRTY BEST FRIENDS
PETRI DISH BABY, X FACTOR PART 2 AND DIRTY BEST FRIENDS
5 Jun 2026 · 1h 4m
OUR X FACTOR JOURNEY, BOOTCAMP BLUES AND SEE YOU IN COURT!
OUR X FACTOR JOURNEY, BOOTCAMP BLUES AND SEE YOU IN COURT!
29 May 2026 · 1h 3m
HATEFUL MIRRORS, ASH'S BRACES AND THE DARK SIDE OF GLASTO
HATEFUL MIRRORS, ASH'S BRACES AND THE DARK SIDE OF GLASTO
22 May 2026 · 1h 6m
A GAY AWAKENING, STRIPPING OFF AND BABY ASH FOUGHT RACISM??
A GAY AWAKENING, STRIPPING OFF AND BABY ASH FOUGHT RACISM??
15 May 2026 · 1h 5m
FANCY COOKING, TABERNACLE VAPES AND PUT HIM IN THE LAB
FANCY COOKING, TABERNACLE VAPES AND PUT HIM IN THE LAB
8 May 2026 · 53 min
THE RECKONING, NOUGHTIES BEHAVIOUR AND DODGING AUNTIES
THE RECKONING, NOUGHTIES BEHAVIOUR AND DODGING AUNTIES
1 May 2026 · 59 min
COACHELLA DEBRIEF, JUSTIN BIEBER AND EVERYONE'S A JACKET POTATO
COACHELLA DEBRIEF, JUSTIN BIEBER AND EVERYONE'S A JACKET POTATO
24 Apr 2026 · 1h 8m
CRYOGENICS, RATING DESSERTS AND AN OAT MILK MO-MENT
CRYOGENICS, RATING DESSERTS AND AN OAT MILK MO-MENT
17 Apr 2026 · 1h 7m
PSYCHIC READINGS, BABBLING BROOKS AND CARPET KINKS
PSYCHIC READINGS, BABBLING BROOKS AND CARPET KINKS
10 Apr 2026 · 1h 2m
PARASITES, GAYEST SUPERMARKETS AND SNIFFING CANDLES
PARASITES, GAYEST SUPERMARKETS AND SNIFFING CANDLES
3 Apr 2026 · 1h 10m
PYRAMID SCHEMES, STAR SIGNS AND THE PROPHET GÜ RAMEKIN
PYRAMID SCHEMES, STAR SIGNS AND THE PROPHET GÜ RAMEKIN
27 Mar 2026 · 1h 2m
ROCKSTAR TEACHERS, 60 SECOND LESSONS AND TRENCH TOMFOOLERY
ROCKSTAR TEACHERS, 60 SECOND LESSONS AND TRENCH TOMFOOLERY
26 Mar 2026 · 52 min
ASH'S LIES, LIPPIES AND A MOVING PIECE OF QUEER LITERATURE
ASH'S LIES, LIPPIES AND A MOVING PIECE OF QUEER LITERATURE
20 Mar 2026 · 54 min
A MOTHER'S CURSE, COBB SALAD TEETH AND 'THE TAVERN'
A MOTHER'S CURSE, COBB SALAD TEETH AND 'THE TAVERN'
13 Mar 2026 · 1h 1m
RANDOM MAN, OCTOPI AND PAELLA PROBLEMS
RANDOM MAN, OCTOPI AND PAELLA PROBLEMS
6 Mar 2026 · 1h 5m
THE MOMENT, DEAD CASH AND LOST IN LOST
THE MOMENT, DEAD CASH AND LOST IN LOST
27 Feb 2026 · 1h 3m
PHANTOM POOS, AMERICA AND FINGER SANDWICHES
PHANTOM POOS, AMERICA AND FINGER SANDWICHES
20 Feb 2026 · 1h 0m
AI ASH, FROLICS AND MOIRA ROSE 🌹
AI ASH, FROLICS AND MOIRA ROSE 🌹
13 Feb 2026 · 1h 2m
ASH WANTS A FARM, THE TWEENIES AND A GAY CULTURE VULTURE
ASH WANTS A FARM, THE TWEENIES AND A GAY CULTURE VULTURE
6 Feb 2026 · 1h 1m
ASH'S WORST PHOTO, K-POP LOVE & SPICY EXES
ASH'S WORST PHOTO, K-POP LOVE & SPICY EXES
30 Jan 2026 · 1h 2m
JACK'S HEAD SHAME, ASH'S WATFORD SECRET & LIES FROM BRAZIL
JACK'S HEAD SHAME, ASH'S WATFORD SECRET & LIES FROM BRAZIL
23 Jan 2026 · 1h 9m
BRAZIL TRIP, CAIPIRINHAS AND ASH'S GREYSCALE
BRAZIL TRIP, CAIPIRINHAS AND ASH'S GREYSCALE
16 Jan 2026 · 57 min
FIT VILLAINS, BAD MASSAGES & ASH HAS BEEN SWINDLED
FIT VILLAINS, BAD MASSAGES & ASH HAS BEEN SWINDLED
9 Jan 2026 · 1h 17m
FORCED FUN, RHYMING GAMES AND BEARDED DRAGONS
FORCED FUN, RHYMING GAMES AND BEARDED DRAGONS
2 Jan 2026 · 57 min
NAUGHTY OR NICE GIVEAWAY, CRANBERRY NIGHTMARE AND T*TS
NAUGHTY OR NICE GIVEAWAY, CRANBERRY NIGHTMARE AND T*TS
19 Dec 2025 · 1h 12m
FURRIES, GUESSING AGES AND A THIRD EAR
FURRIES, GUESSING AGES AND A THIRD EAR
12 Dec 2025 · 1h 11m
SHAME, PERFUME AND HOT N SPICY MEAT
SHAME, PERFUME AND HOT N SPICY MEAT
5 Dec 2025 · 1h 11m
PIRATE CHAT, JAMAICAN AUNTIES AND FAKE SHOWBIZ NEWS
PIRATE CHAT, JAMAICAN AUNTIES AND FAKE SHOWBIZ NEWS
28 Nov 2025 · 50 min
WICKED PREMIERE, STRAIGHT BUILDERS AND GAY NAMES
WICKED PREMIERE, STRAIGHT BUILDERS AND GAY NAMES
21 Nov 2025 · 1h 2m
AIRPORT STRIFE, BAD DESSERTS AND ROTUND MEAL PREP
AIRPORT STRIFE, BAD DESSERTS AND ROTUND MEAL PREP
14 Nov 2025 · 1h 2m
TOILET PAPER, GYM ETIQUETTE AND WESTLIFE FOR LIFE
TOILET PAPER, GYM ETIQUETTE AND WESTLIFE FOR LIFE
7 Nov 2025 · 1h 16m
GHOULISH CHATTER, DIRTY FEET AND LIL WAYNE
GHOULISH CHATTER, DIRTY FEET AND LIL WAYNE
31 Oct 2025 · 55 min

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